There are several ways to contact people on this site. I can wink, email, instant message, do their
quiz or add them to my favourites list.
Even if I just click on their profile they are sent an email to let them
know that I am interested. I feel like
I’m leading men on just by looking. This
is so voyeuristic. Simultaneously men
are looking at my profile. I’m not
talking one or two, I am being hit on from every direction. Men from all over the world are looking at
me. It feels strange and not
particularly nice. Like being naked in
public. I seem to be a very attractive
prospect for 45 year old balding men from Norwich. Is it rude to ignore emails from no ways? I select a couple of attractive looking guys
and send tailored funny emails and wait for a response. Nothing.
It seems guys don’t like to be approached.
I get my first email:
Email from: P
Date: April 13 2013 - 21:17
Subject: hi
Hi, My name is Juan
and I hope you can spare a minute to have a look at my profile, if you are
looking for someone down to earth fun intelligent and who can put a smile on
your face taking you to a great adventures maybe I will be someone you would
like to chat and maybe to meet up. I am Spanish and living in Parsons Green for
the last 10 years. where do you live? ....and what do you do?Take care. Juan
He’s 39 and
unattractive. Ignore.
Email from: I
Date: April 13 2013 - 21:20
Subject: hi ya
How are u tonight ?
kim
kim
He’s 39, living in Norwich
and there’s no photo. Definitely ignore.
Email from: B
Date: April 13 2013 - 21:21
Subject: Answer to your quiz
Hi Sam,
I loved your Starbuck's cup pic! Where did you find it? Was it
full of glorious caffeine?
Howie
He’s 26 and called Howie. Ignore. Am I being too picky? At least he’s tried to find something to talk
about. I’ll definitely email the next
one.
Email from: m
Date: April 13 2013 - 21:40
Subject: hey
H
,l ve got long hair you wonth like
me?
Oh
dear god, the man has used a smiley, he’s managed three typos in a nine word
sentence and he’s got shoulder length hair.
Delete. But wait, I’ve got to
start somewhere. I respond.
Email sent to : m
Date: April 13
2013 - 22:02
Subject: Re:
hey
Could cope with the hair. The 'looking for
between 19 and 35' is a deal breaker. :)
Email from: m
Date: April 13 2013- 22:09
Subject: Re: Re: hey
l can change that, just
for you, l was afraid of the hair and you find another problem,
Email sent to : m
Date: April 13
2013 - 22:11
Subject: Re:
Re: Re: hey
I'm a bit afraid of the hair too...
Email from: m
Date: April 13 2013 - 22:15
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: hey
when you see it l'm
sure 'll like it, but l wonth cutted even not for your smile,
This is hilarious. Who’s next?
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